Sweet Prank

Sabrina Anwar,

Internship application accepted

In regards to the matter above, we, from ILOVEYOUSABRINA Ltd. would like to extend our deepest gratitude and honor in acknowledging that your skills are widely needed in our company. As you might have already known from our vast and mass website, we are a company that specializes in falling in love with you and we are in desperate need of your skills and talents in many regards. We would like to inform you that unlike most internship offers in other companies, our internship programme does not run for 6 months but rather through a time course of minimal 40 years and maximum 70 years. Your skills which are widely regarded by friends and family would suit our company nicely and we believe you will be able to adapt in our loving enviroment. Together with this email below, we have enclosed particulars on your responsibilities in the company.

1. Negotiating and understanding our main bos Hanafee Abdul Rahman who can be at time an absolute jackass.
2. Making him remember that you love him.
3. Creating a family and a home for his desperate need
4. To be a life long partner in which both of you will be able to understand, contradict, argue and still be in love with each other.
5. Overseeing the production of babies in the household
6. Managing human resource in the family especially during determining who is going to do the dishes and cook.
7. And lastly, to love and to be loved eternally.
   

Together with this we have also included a brief information brocher regarding payment of your hard work.

1. A daily income of hugs and kisses on the cheek
2. A monthly basic salary of loving and tender care
3. An annual bonus of eternal loyalty
4. And a lifetime assurance of comfort, love, loyalty, happiness, kisses, hugs, warm hugs at night, long showers together.
5. The bright perspective of having a bonus would be included on special occasions such as anniversaries and birthdays.

We hope that our company will be able to accomodate your every need and that we will have good use to your skills. We would also like to extend our deepest gratitude for selecting our company of ILOVEYOUSABRINA Ltd. By the way we are also known as HANAFEELOVESU Inc. in America and IWANTYOUTOKNOWILOVEYOU Corp. in southern parts of Africa. We hope this will dawn an amazing relation between us and we hope you enjoy your stay at the company.

Yours truly,

Anirbas Evol Eefanah

Human Resource Manager,
Iloveyou Street,
ImissyouCity,
09000,CrazyloveState,
California.

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p/s: The above letter was sent to my e-mail.

Busy with internship punye pasal, sampai kene prank ngan bf. hehe.

But it was sweet, wasn't it?

=)